这部电影的灵感来自陀思妥耶夫斯基小说《白痴》中的主人公。 A film inspired by the hero of Dostoyevsky's novel "The Idiot"
《白痴归来》 Return of the Idiot
主演的 Starring
所产生的 Produced by
编剧和导演 Written and directed by
献给米洛什·卡比尔 Dedicated to Miloš Kabyl
-你在这里干什么?-他们给我预定了房间。 - What are you doing in here? - They gave me a reservation.
你在听我说话吗?你也在最后一班火车上。 Are you following me? You were on the last train too.
-不，我发誓我没有。-你发誓你不是什么? - No, I swear I'm not. - You swear you're not what?
跟着你。如果看起来是那样的话，我很抱歉。 Following you. Sorry if it seems that way.
-你能转过去吗?-你说什么? - Could you turn away? - Excuse me?
-你非得盯着我看吗?-对不起… - Do you have to stare at me? - I'm sorry...
-怎么了?-你尖叫得像疯了一样 - What happened? - You screamed like crazy.
我在叫什么? What was I screaming?
“不，不，不。”听起来就是这样。 "No no no." That's what it sounded like.
你知道为什么吗? Do you know why?
你不告诉我你叫什么名字吗? Won't you tell you what your name is as well?
这种情况经常发生吗? Does this happen often?
我不知道。这只是一个梦。 I don't know. It was only a dream.
你梦到了什么? What did you dream?
我梦见…… I dreamt that...
我不知道该不该告诉你…… I don't know if I should tell you...
我梦想……我在抽搐。我不舒服。 I dreamt... I was convulsing. I wasn't well.
抽搐? Convulsing?
我接受了好几年的治疗。 I was in therapy for several years.
我简直就是个白痴。 I was almost an idiot.
但对我来说，逃避生活已经没有意义了。 But it would no longer make sense for me to avoid life.
避免生活吗? Avoid life?
我的医生也是这么说的。听起来很荒谬，不是吗? That's what my doctor said. Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it?
你睡得着吗? Can you sleep?
是的。 Yes.
那我们试试睡觉吧。 Let's try sleeping then.
如果发生什么事，你会再尖叫一次吗? If anything's up, will you scream again?
是的，我会尖叫的。 Yeah, I'll scream.
那么，晚安。 Good night, then.
晚安，各位。 Good night.
不要打开它。 Don't open it.
-天哪，外面真冷。-那就别打开。 - Jesus, it's cold out. - Then don't open it.
——看。这是黎明。-过来，把窗户关上。 - Look. It's daybreak. - Come here, shut the window.
-别用灯照我。-所以闭上嘴过来 - Don't shine the light on me. - So shut it and come here.
你妈妈马上就来了。 Your mom'll be here soon.
你在想什么? What are you thinking?
-明天是除夕。——所以呢? - New Year's Eve tomorrow. - So?
——什么都没有。-你要去哪里? - Nothing. - Where will you be going?
和往年一样。 Same as every year.
你还在想什么? What else are you thinking?
-我妈妈马上就来。-我要走了。 - My mom'll be here soon. - I'm going.
请朗姆酒。 Rum, please.
你能借我些钱打个电话吗? Could you lend me some money for a phone call?
我马上还你钱。 I'll pay you right back.
我把钱包和所有文件都落在那里了。 I left my wallet and all my papers there.
四处看看吧。也许在扶手椅上。 Have a look around. Maybe on the armchair.
是的，我看到你妈妈了。不，她没看见我。 Yes, I saw your mom. No, she didn't see me.
我在街对面的酒吧里。 I'm in the bar just across the street.
你为什么不能? Why can't you?
我得付帐了! I've got to pay the bill!
那就想想办法。 Well then think of something.
我在这里等。我还能做什么呢? I'll wait here. What else can I do.
-是这个吗?——嗯。 - Is this it? - Hm.
-你点了什么?——朗姆酒。我头痛。 - What did you order? - Rum. I've got a headache.
我想我们做得过火了。 I guess we've overdone it.
-这就是总结。-我不是那个意思。 - That just about sums it up. - I didn't mean it like that.
她什么时候来? When is she coming?
我不确定。你知道吗? I'm not sure. Do you know?
-你不知道?我不喜欢。-今天或明天。 - You don't know? I don't. - Today or tomorrow.
-明天你就知道该怎么想了。-我会怎么想? - You'll know what to think tomorrow. - What'll I think?
——什么都没有。算了吧。-我不知道我会怎么想。 - Nothing. Just forget it. - I don't know what I'll think.
——没错。-这就是你打电话的原因吗? - Exactly. - Is that why you called?
你以为我打电话是问你安娜什么时候来吗? You think I called to ask you when Anna was coming?
不。让我感到内疚。这就是你想要的吗? No. To make me feel guilty. Is that what you want?
你害怕吗? Are you afraid?
我吗? Me?
怕我会对你有所求。 Afraid that maybe I'd want something from you.
你到底想从我这里得到什么? What could you possibly want from me?
完全正确。这是显而易见的。我到底想要什么。 Exactly. That's obvious. What could I possibly want anyway.
那么，如果这一切都很明显，这是怎么回事呢? So what is this about, if it's all so obvious?
什么都没有。别担心。 Nothing. Don't worry.
今天早上我看到你内疚的表情，我意识到 When I saw your guilty face this morning, I realized
就像你说的，我们做得太过分了。 how much we've "overdone it" as you say.
我内疚的表情? My guilty look?
你勾引我是为了安抚你的良心吗， Did you put the moves on me to soothe your conscience,
还是你想在安娜回来之前再好好睡一次? or you wanted one more good lay before Anna returns?
不要尴尬。 Don't be embarrassing.
尴尬。这就是我要做的。 Embarrassing. That's what I shall be.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
-她跟你说什么了?-你说什么? - What did she tell you? - Excuse me?
-她说什么?-你说的是谁? - What did she say? - Who do you mean?
奥尔加。和我在一起的那个。 Olga. The one that was here with me.
她什么也没说。我借给她电话费。 She didn't say anything. I lent her money for the phone.
听。有多少… Listen. How many...
你和多少女人有过婚外情? How many women have you had affairs with?
-你说什么?-你有过几个女人? - Excuse me? - How many women have you had?
没有一个……然而。 None... Yet.
-连奥尔加也不知道?-奥尔加也不知道。 - Not even Olga? - Not even Olga.
你睡过多少女人? And how many women have you slept with?
一个大概的数字就可以了。——没有。然而。 - A rough number will do. - None. Yet.
不需要精确。一个粗略的数字就可以了。 No need to be exact. A rough number will do.
-没有。约。-连奥尔加也没有? - With none. Roughly. - Not even with Olga?
绝对不是奥尔加。 Definitely not with Olga.
-所以你没跟别人睡过?——没有。还没有。 - So you haven't slept with any? - No. Not yet.
-我是埃米尔。我和奥尔加上床了。——弗兰提š艾克。 - I'm Emil. I slept with Olga. - František.
你是今天要到的František吗? Are you the František who was to arrive today?
-我不知道。我想是的。-你喝了几杯? - I don't know. I guess so. - How many have you had?
-没有，我已经告诉过你了。-我是说啤酒。 - None, I've already told you. - I mean beers.
啤酒吗?一个也没有。 Beers? None.
让我换一种说法。 Let me put it another way.
你喝过多少啤酒?一个粗略的数字就可以了。 How many beers have you ever had. A rough number will do.
——没有。还没有。-你不必说得很精确。 - None. None yet. - You don't have to be exact.
大概没有。 Roughly none.
-连奥尔加也没有?-连奥尔加也没有。 - Not even with Olga? - Not even with Olga.
-所以你是正常人?——是的。 - So otherwise you're normal? - Yes.
我的医生说逃避生活对我来说已经没有意义了。 My doctor said that it no longer makes sense for me to avoid life.
-你说什么?-逃避生活毫无意义。 - What did you say? - That avoiding life is pointless.
我就是这么想的。你的医生说得很好。 That's what I think. Your doctor said it well.
他是怎么说的? How did he say it?
逃避生活不再有意义。 That it no longer makes sense to avoid life.
避开女性也不再有意义了。 And it no longer makes sense to avoid women.
-去找个女孩。和她跳舞。-我不会跳舞。 - Go find a girl. Dance with her. - I can't dance.
我打赌他甚至把须后水涂在裤裆里了。 I bet he's even put aftershave in his crotch.
它们不咬人。那件怎么样? They don't bite. What about that one?
-哪一个?-红发女郎。 - Which one? - The redhead.
-红头发的人很疯狂。- Bouřka有更好的腿。 - Redheads are wild. - Bouřka has nicer legs.
-你见过他们?-不幸的是，不只是他们。 - You've seen them? - Not only them, unfortunately.
你在看什么?他一直盯着我们看。 What are you gawking at? He keeps staring at us.
离那个远点。那边那个小的。 Stay away from that one. That little one over there.
他们小的时候什么都有。 When they're small they got it all.
-她会让你感觉像个男人。-我不知道… - She'll make you feel like a man. - I don't know...
-什么让你兴奋?我喜欢脂肪。-礼貌点，幽默点。 - What turns you on? I like fat. - Just be polite and funny.
你不能说"凯蒂猫给我看咪咪" You can't be like "Hello kitty show me titty".
但我从未有过女人。这行不通。 But I've never had a woman. It won't work.
女孩……我喝醉了。 Girls... I'm drunk.
哪一个?选择一个，然后为一个明确的目标而努力。 Which one? Pick one and go for a definite objective.
你看，这根本行不通。 See, it just doesn't work.
不是那个红头发的，也不是那个小个子的。 Not the redhead, not the little one, how about...
-请到舞池去。-他马上就会。我刚告诉他了。 - Kindly move to the dance floor. - He's about to. I just told him.
那我们走吧。 Let's go then.
女士们先生们，我们开始吧! Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin!
-我以前从没在这儿见过你。-这是我第一次。 - I've never seen you here before. - It's my first time.
-你生病了吗?-你能看出来吗? - Were you sick? - Can you tell?
-你是本地人吗?-我今天才来。 - Are you from around here? - I just came today.
-你从哪里来?——嗯… - So where are you from? - Well...
-我想我现在是本地人了。-你是弱智吗? - I guess I'm from here now. - Are you a some kind of retard?
-是的…原谅我。-你要去哪里? - Yeah... Excuse me. - Where are you going?
让我们回到20年代的美国 Let us go back in time to America of the 20's
还有黄金的60年代， and the golden 60s,
当查尔斯顿乐队占领舞池的时候。 when the charleston took over the dance-floor.
-你又跟踪我了。-不，我发誓我没有。 - You're following me again. - No, I swear I'm not.
你上舞蹈课是不是有点老了? Aren't you a bit old for dance class?
-你也老了。-你说什么? - Well you're old too. - I beg your pardon?
-我是说舞蹈课。-你这没礼貌的猪。谁让你进来的? - I mean for dance class. - You rude pig. Who let you in?
-没人让我进去-你鬼鬼祟祟的 - No one let me in. - You creep around
你在睡梦中大喊，你要在这里拉什么? yell in your sleep, what'll you pull here?
你用酸奶骗了我。 And you got me with the yoghurt.
请跟我来。 Come with me please.
-你说什么?-我说请跟我来。 - Excuse me? - I said come with me please.
-你父母今晚在吗?-不，我父母不在这儿。 - Are your parents here tonight? - No, my parents aren't here.
对不起，你不能再参加我们的课程了。 Sorry, but you can't attend our courses anymore.
是的，我是说不。我不上课。这只是一个想法。 Yes - I mean no. I don't attend classes. It was just an idea.
这样的想法是最不合适的。 Such ideas are most inappropriate.
尤其是在社会礼仪课上。 Especially in a social comportment class.
我知道。 I know.
如果有人不感兴趣，那是他的事。 If someone's not interested, that's his affair.
然而，这些闭塞是无法忍受的。 However, these obtusities are intolerable.
——Obtusities ?你是什么意思?-我们别谈这个了 - Obtusities? What do you mean? - Let's not get into that.
你不必向女孩们道歉。我们不会制造麻烦的。 You need not apologize to the girls. We shan't make an issue.
道歉?我不明白你的意思。 Apologize? I don't understand you.
有两个女孩抱怨说你的求婚不合适。 Two girls have complained that you've made untoward proposals.
可笑，我没向任何人求婚。 Ridiculous, I made no proposals to anybody.
我希望我不会再在这里见到你。 I hope I don't see you here again.
但这是一种误解。 But this is a misunderstanding.
我必须坚持让你现在离开。 I must insist that you leave now.
-明天见。——再见。 - See you tomorrow. - Bye.
对不起，小姐，请稍等。 Excuse me, Miss. Please, wait.
-你是怎么想象我的?-和以前一样。 - How did you imagine me? - Same as before.
但我还是老样子。也许是你变了。 But I'm still the same. Maybe it's you who's changed.
所以现在我在你看来不一样了。 So now I seem different to you.
听起来很奇怪。 Sounds weird what we're talking about.
听到的人会觉得我们疯了。 Someone listening, would think us crazy.
-我看见你跳舞了。-你看见我了? - I saw you dancing. - You saw me?
-你从没和我跳过舞。-你从来没问过。 - You never danced with me. - You've never asked.
我活该。现在你可以和任何老白痴跳舞了。 Serves me right. Now you'll dance with any old idiot.
-怎么了?-什么都没发生。 - What's happening? - Nothing's happening.
-那你为什么这么安静?-你怎么这么安静? - So why are you so quiet? - Why are you so quiet?
你这么安静，我还能说什么呢。 What can I say when you're this quiet.
我该怎么安静? How should I be quiet?
我一个月没见你了，你还问我怎么安静? I haven't seen you in a month and you ask me how to be quiet?
你连张卡片都没寄给我。 You didn't even send me a card.
我每天都在想你。每天我都在想你。 I thought of you every day. Every day I thought of you.
这对我现在很有好处。 That does me a lot of good now.
如果出了什么问题，你可以告诉我。 If something's gone wrong, you can tell me.
-没事。-你确定吗? - Nothing's wrong. - Are you sure?
是的，我确定。我没有错。 Yes I'm sure. I've not gone wrong.
你回来后，我妈想请你吃午饭。 My mom wanted to invite you for lunch when you got in.
明天好吗? Tomorrow?
但你不必强迫自己。 But you don't have to force yourself.
喂? Hello?
你醒了好一会儿。 Took you a while to wake up.
是哪一位? Who's calling?
你可能会因为闲逛而被捕。 You could get arrested for loitering.
-你在哪里?你能看见我吗?——没有。 - Where are you? Can you see me? - No.
请问你是哪位? Who am I talking to, please?
他先是向我求婚，然后假装不认识我。 First he makes proposals and then he pretends not to know me.
这是你吗?你知道没有人求婚。 It's you? You know there were no proposals.
你可以放心地重复你第一次说的话。没人能听见。 You can safely repeat what you first said. No one can hear.
我说什么来着?我刚说什么来着? What did I say? What did I first say?
你有点太急切了，但你现在可以告诉我了。 You were a bit too eager, but you can tell me now.
但我什么也没说。我根本没跟你说过话。 But I didn't say anything. I didn't talk to you at all.
我知道。 I know.
那你为什么要跑?这是个误会。 So why did you run? It was a misunderstanding.
如果你跟着我就不一样了。 It would've been different if you had followed me.
如果你明白我的意思。 If you know what I mean.
-哦，不是你。-你说什么? - Oh it's not you. - Excuse me?
我知道你是谁。你在取笑我。 I know who you are. You're making fun of me.
你先是嘲笑我，现在又取笑我。 First you laugh at me, now you make fun of me.
-我不是故意的…-我知道。 - I didn't mean to... - I know.
你为什么要。反正这一切都很有趣。 Why would you. It's all pretty funny anyway.
你睡在长凳上? You're sleeping on the bench?
我在等公共汽车，然后我看到了你 I was waiting for the bus, then I saw you
——然后我就睡着了。-你看见我了? - and then I fell asleep. - You saw me?
我不想打扰你。我能看见你。 I didn't want to bother you. I can see you.
你站在帘子后面 You're standing behind a curtain
在三楼嘲笑我。 on the 3rd floor laughing at me.
这是行得通的。我明白了。 It's allright. I understand.
看来你什么都懂。 Seems you understand everything.
所以你不会再嘲笑我了。现在你有点疯了。 So you're not laughing at me anymore. Now you're a bit mad.
你现在打算做什么?回到板凳上? What are you going to do now? Get back on the bench?
可能不会。 Probably not.
进来。 Come in.
在他牙缝里塞东西。 Stuff something between his teeth.
-你在这里干什么?-天啊，你吓到我了。 - What are you doing here? - Jesus, you scared me.
你没吃晚饭，现在又在吃东西。 You didn't eat dinner and now you're stuffing your face.
-我帮你热一下。-别管了。 - I'll heat it up for you. - Leave it.
女孩们吃了吗?奥尔加瘦得像耙子。 Did the girls eat? Olga's thin as a rake.
-她昨晚在哪儿?-我没问她 - Where was she last night? - I didn't ask her.
-我让你去问她的-她快二十岁了。 - I told you to ask her. - She's almost twenty.
她这么瘦是因为她会和任何人到处跑。 She's so skinny because she'll run around with anybody.
当她带着肚子回家，然后呢。 When she comes home with a belly, then what.
我对她的所作所为很生气。你可能不在乎。 I'm upset with what she's doing. You probably don't care.
我真的在乎。 I do care.
-她和长痘痘的那个在一起吗?-我怎么知道? - Is she with the pimply one? - How should I know?
小时候她叫你“鼹鼠”。 As kids she called you "mole".
那并不意味着她会告诉我她的亲密关系。 That doesn't mean she tells me her intimacies.
要是她告诉an就好了。然后我就能从她那里知道了。 If only she'd tell Anča. Then I could find out from her.
-你要睡觉了吗?-我一小时后起床。 - Are you going to bed? - I get up in an hour.
你为什么不把它做完呢?完成它。 Why don't you finish that? Just finish it.
-你的肋骨露出来了。-她的也是。 - Your ribs are showing. - Hers too.
-怎么了?——什么都没有。 - What's wrong? - Nothing.
你可以把它热一下。 You can heat this up.
埃米尔请我吃午饭。是他的母亲。 Emil invited me to lunch. His mother did.
我们也应该邀请他。 We should invite him too.
订婚午宴? For the engagement lunch?
她痴迷于邀请别人来吃午饭。 She's obsessed with inviting people to lunch.
那我们邀请她过来吧。 So let's invite her over.
她痴迷于邀请别人。 She's obsessed with inviting others.
那就走吧。她会很高兴的。 Well then go. She'll be happy.
痴迷的人永远不会快乐。 Obsessed people are never happy.
-他痴迷于什么?-什么意思? - What is he obsessed with? - What do you mean?
什么都没有。 Nothing.
-控制。-什么意思? - With control. - What do you mean?
他喜欢控制周围的一切。 He likes to control everything around him.
-让他更有男子气概。-他不太有男子气概? - Makes him feel manly. - He's got problems being manly?
-那你的痘痘男呢?-有什么大不了的? - How about your pimple man? - What's the big deal?
我和他约会过，所以他是我的痘痘男。现在结束了。 I went out with him, so he was my pimply guy. It's over now.
-你怎么了?-早上好。 - What got into you? - Good morning.
对不起，我忘了你。 I'm sorry, I forgot about you.
我很抱歉。我找不到洗手间。 I'm sorry. I couldn't find the bathroom.
在拐角处向右拐。 Around the corner and to the right.
-那是谁?-我在火车上遇见了他。 - Who is that? - I met him on the train.
哇! Wow!
这是你的订婚午餐，你却在火车上抢了一个男人? It's your engagement lunch and you scoop some guy on the train?
——安娜!-我没去接他 - Anna! - I didn't pick him up.
-那他是怎么来的?-他是个无害的白痴。 - So how did he get here? - He's a harmless idiot.
-怎么会?-你说怎么可能? - How so? - What d'you mean how so?
-你怎么知道?-我们在一起过了一夜。 - How do you know? - We spent a night together.
我们共用一个火车车厢。 We shared a train compartment.
这是你吗?你在这里做什么? It's you? What are you doing here?
我们昨天没有决定吃什么午饭。 We didn't settle about our lunch yesterday.
-有什么要解决的?——什么都没有。 - What is there to settle? - Nothing.
多么甜蜜。 How sweet.
我要把它们放在花瓶里。 I'll put them in a vase.
美好的一天。 Good day.
我一直以为我的男人会又高又黑。 I always thought my man would be tall and dark.
我甚至和这样的人约会过一次，但是… I even dated a guy like that once, but...
你嫁给了鼹鼠。 You married the Mole.
鼹鼠这是怎么回事。他看起来像鼹鼠吗? What's with this Mole business. Does he look like a mole?
不，他不是，他是内鬼。 No he doesn't, he is a mole.
你总是记住第一印象。 You always take in first impressions.
当他是你父亲时的第一印象? First impressions when its your father?
你不可能记得第一印象。 You can't possibly remember the first impression.
或者，你还记得吗? Or, do you remember it?
-我只有第一印象。-什么意思? - I only have first impressions. - What do you mean?
到目前为止，我只遇到过一次。 So far I've encountered everything only once.
-你只跟过一个女人?-你是不是有点夸张了? - You've only had one woman? - Aren't you exaggerating a bit?
-但这是真的。-什么是真的? - But it's true. - What's true?
她是夸大。他没有女朋友。 She's exaggerating. He's had no girl.
-开个玩笑。-你对我们的第一印象是什么? - It's just a joke. - What's your first impression of us?
-你只见过我们一次。-以埃米尔为例。 - You've only seen us once. - Let's say of Emil.
但事实并非如此。 But that's not so.
你们第一次见面是什么时候? So when you first saw each other?
奥尔加?你第一次见到她。 And Olga? You see her for the first time.
是的。这是正确的。 Yes. That's right.
我认为……她很特别。 I think that... She's pretty special.
她真的很依赖第一印象， She really does rely on first impressions,
她认为一切都与实际情况相反， she thinks everything is the other way round than it really is,
她必须适应这种印象，所以她…… and she has to adapt to that impression and so she's all...
反过来也一样吗? The other way round too?
遇到一个拥有一切的人是很特别的 It's unique to meet someone who has it all so right
内心很美，却决定分手 and beautiful inside, and decides to break it up
只是因为她太渴望幸福了…… only because she longs so much to be happy...
-哦，我得走了。-我们也得走了。 - Oh, I've got to go. - We've got to go too.
在哪里? Where?
安娜和我想去散步。 Anna and I wanted to go for a walk.
向你妈妈问好。我邀请你们一起吃午饭 Say hello to your mother. You're both invited to lunch,
-爸爸会做兔子。-那太好了。 - Dad will make rabbit. - That would be nice.
如果你愿意，你也可以来。呃… You can come too, if you like... er...
弗兰提š艾克。吃午饭吗? František. For lunch?
是的。妈妈担心你迷路了。 Yeah. Mom was worrying you got lost somewhere.
叫他把我妹妹带来。 Tell him to bring my sister.
你在流血。 You're bleeding.
-哦，是的，对不起。-躺在沙发上。 - Oh yes, I'm sorry. - Lie on the couch.
这是冰。你马上就好了。 It's ice. You'll be okay in a second.
-你在笑什么?-我想起来了。 - What are you smiling about? - I remembered something.
-让我猜猜。-你说什么? - Let me guess. - Excuse me?
你还记得我在酒吧里的长篇大论吗。你都听到了，对吧? You remember my tirade in the bar. You heard it all, right?
-不，我没有…-我应该感激你。 - No, I didn't... - I should be indebted.
——负债?-你没有搞砸 - Indebted? - That you didn't blow it.
-我应该感激你。-不，你不需要。 - I should be grateful. - No, you don't have to.
你做了一件好事。你看到了问题所在。 You did a good deed. You saw what the problem was.
你只和一个女人在一起过。 And you've only ever had one woman.
我很抱歉。我不是那个意思。 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
-我也没有。——什么? - I didn't either. - What?
我不想说的 I didn't want to talk about
那些你不想说的事。 the things you didn't want to talk about.
-谈什么?-关于女性的数量。 - About what? - About the number of women.
-你在说什么?-算了吧。有时候我错了。 - What are you talking about? - Forget it. Sometimes I'm wrong.
-我是说你。-什么我? - I mean you. - What me?
你错了。对此我很抱歉。 You're mistaken. I'm sorry about that.
你不想让我弄错吗? You didn't want me to be mistaken?
我也不知道。但我经常搞错。 Well I didn't either. But I'm often mistaken.
我经常搞错。这就是你想说的? I'm often mistaken. That's what you wanted to say?
-我错了吗?-你是。 - Am I mistaken or not? - You are.
你看到的。我通常是错的 You see. I'm usually mistaken
而我通常会和一个白痴在一起 and I usually end up with some idiot.
那是因为我自己就是个白痴。 That's because I'm an idiot myself.
我没有弄错。 There I'm not mistaken.
等待。请稍等。 Wait. Please wait.
你现在要去哪里? Where are you going now?
-我应该找个地方住。-住的地方? - I should find a place to stay. - A place to stay?
我猜。 I guess.
-你知道在哪吗?-还没有。 - Do you know where? - Not yet.
我和你一起去。 I'll come with you.
-你不生我的气吗?-我以为你疯了。 - Aren't you mad at me? - I thought you were mad.
Řípo，如果你是来提建议的， Řípo, if you've come to make proposals,
我最好警告你，我没有浪漫的心情。 I'd better warn you that I'm not in a romantic mood.
那我最好还是别试了。我是来请你吃饭的。 I'd better not try then. I came to ask you to dinner.
今天不行，Řípo。我很难过。 Not today, Řípo. I'm all upset.
他们今天带来了一个漂亮的年轻女孩 They brought in a beautiful young girl today
血液中毒。 with blood poisoning.
我觉得我们救不了她了。 I don't think we can save her.
它的美丽 It's beautifull
-听着，帕芙拉…-安静… - Listen, Pavla... - Quietly...
让我享受这种感觉 Let me enjoy the feeling
第一次看到我手上的钻石， of a diamond on my hand for the first time,
钻石看起来很漂亮 it's so beautiful, the diamond seems
放在我的手上。 to be set on my hand.
你好。我是玛尔塔。你好……是谁? Hello. This is Marta. Hello... Who is it?
帕芙拉和我要结婚了。 Pavla and I are getting married.
哦，我的上帝 Oh my Godl
妈妈，你为什么哭得这么厉害? Mommy, why do you cry so?
帕芙拉要结婚了。 Pavla is getting married.
这是什么? What's this?
-给你的。-给我的?-是的。 - It's for you. - For me? - Yeah.
你是怎么想到的? What gave you the idea?
我本来打算午饭后给你的， I was going to give it to you after lunch,
但后来我又想…… but then I thought...
你在电影里看过这个，对吧? You saw this in some film, right?
这是我妈妈的。 It was my mother's.
你妈妈知道这件事吗? Does your mother know about it?
她给我的。 She gave it to me.
-我想告诉你一件事。-那告诉我。 - I wanted to tell you something. - So tell me.
我想说一些完全不同的东西 I wanted to say something completely different
在我们争吵之前。 before we had our argument.
你在说什么呢? What are you on about now?
-我刚想起我的梦。-你的梦想? - I just remembered my dream. - Your dream?
我流血的时候，你拿了冰来， When I was bleeding and you brought the ice,
你提醒了我。 you reminded me of it.
-为什么现在告诉我?-因为你也在里面。 - Why tell me now? - Because you were in it too.
——真的吗?我在做什么?-往嘴里塞毛巾。 - Really? What was I doing? - Stuffing a towel into my mouth.
我在抽搐，需要安抚。 I was convulsing and I needed to be pacified.
就这些吗? Is that all?
然后我看到你在隔壁房间。 Then I saw you in the next room.
-在梦里?-不，在现实中。 - In your dream? - No, in reality.
我打开门，发现你在沙发上睡着了。 I opened the door, found you asleep on the couch.
首先你出现在我的梦里 First you were in my dream,
然后我发现你睡在沙发上 then I find you sleeping on the couch.
这让我内心感到真正的快乐。 It made me feel real happy inside.
突然间你变得如此真实。你明白吗? Suddenly you were so real. Do you understand?
-我在你睡觉的时候看着你。-看着我? - I watched you in your sleep. - Watched me?
我觉得我应该照顾你。 I felt I should watch over you.
你真的很奇怪。 You're really weird.
我们不会等他们的。我一会儿给他们热一下。 We're not going to wait for them. I'll heat it up for them later.
他说他会来的。 He said he'd come.
你应该把他带来的。 You should've brought him along.
帮助你自己。不要害羞。 Help yourself. Don't be shy.
如果他能找到坐火车的路，他就能找到来这里的路。 If he could find his way by train, he can find his way here.
你不知道他脑子里在想什么。 You can't know what's in his head.
他可能还被打扰了。 He may still be disturbed.
突然有人告诉你家里有个疯子。 Suddenly you're told you have a madman in your family.
这么多年你什么都不知道 All those years you know nothing
突然他联系了你。 and suddenly he contacts you.
-他自己联系你了?-他给我们写了一封信。 - He contacted you himself? - He wrote us a letter.
就像在小说里一样。 Like in some novel.
亲爱的阿姨:我在写“阿姨” Dear auntie: I'm writing "auntie"
尽管我知道你不是我的亲姑姑 even though I know you're not my real aunt.
因为我就是想这么称呼你。 Because I just wanted to address you that way.
虽然我们是远亲，但我记得你。 I remember you well, though we are distant relatives.
早在她离开之前，你就把我母亲带来了 Long before she left, you brought my mother
像洋娃娃的梳子一样的发夹。这是我唯一记得的事 a hair-clip like a doll's comb. It's the only thing I remember
因为我以为那片段是给我的。 because I thought the clip was for me.
你把我当成女孩，我很生气 I was offended that you thought I was a girl
我会玩这样的东西 and that I'd play with such a thing.
这让我很困扰，我看起来确实像个女孩， It bothered me, I did look like a girl,
人们常常把我当成一个。 and people often mistook me for one.
孩子们总是试图成为他们不是的人， Children do so try to be what they're not,
更努力地去改变他们最不想成为的样子 trying much harder to change what they least want to be
但其他人却一直这么看。 but other people just keep seeing them that way.
-一定是他们。-没事的。我去拿。 - That must be them. - It's okay. I'll get it.
-你在这里干什么?-你妈妈请我吃午饭。 - What are you doing here? - Your mom asked me to lunch.
自从爸爸的守灵会后，我们还没来过这么多人。 We haven't had so many people since dad's wake.
他先是说他会来， First he says he'll come,
然后他没有，现在他来了。 then he doesn't and now he's here.
-算你走运，我做得够多了。-我没来是因为吃午饭。 - You're lucky I cooked enough. - I didn't come because of lunch.
你本可以和…… You could have travelled together with...
——安娜。——安娜。我知道。 - Anna. - Anna. I know.
因为你们是从同一个地方出发的。 Since you were leaving from the same place.
当然，但我不知道她的计划。 Sure, but I didn't know her plans.
你应该把玛尔塔带来，我只见过她两次。 You should've brought Marta I've only seen her twice.
至少五次吧，妈妈。 At least five times, mother.
等你有了孩子，我就再也见不到她了。 When you have kids I won't see her at all.
你可以随时来看我们，妈妈。 You can always visit us, mother.
把你母亲追得那么远? And hound your mother such a distance?
你本可以安排的，你，玛尔塔和…… You could have arranged it, you, Marta and...
——安娜。-安娜，我知道。 - Anna. - Anna, I know.
你们都像陌生人一样聚在这里。 You're all gathered here like strangers.
František是怎么回事? What's František to make of all this.
你甚至都没说你要坐哪趟火车。 You didn't even call which train you'd be on.
埃米尔想带着鲜花到车站来。 Emil wanted to come to the station with flowers.
妈妈,请…… Mom, please...
František没有家庭，所以他需要学习， František has no family so he needs to learn,
在他遇到别人之前，对吧? before he meets someone, right?
-他们喂得好吗?——是的。食物还不错。 - Did they feed you well? - Yes. The food was decent.
那些年你在那里做了什么? What did you do there all those years?
我猜他们会把你绑起来电击你。 I imagine they tie you up and give you shocks.
没有必要。我们只是例行公事。 It wasn't necessary. We just had a routine.
一个例程吗? A routine?
每天都有固定的计划。 There was a set program every day.
同样的事情，一遍又一遍。 The same thing, over and over.
-我受不了了。-为什么? - I couldn't handle that. - Why not?
任何重复的，固定的东西我都能找到解决的办法。 Anything repetitive, and fixed I find my way out of.
这也适用于人际关系吗? Does that go for relationships?
-什么意思?-一般来说。 - What do you mean? - Just in general.
是的。我不知道。有时。 Yes. I don't know. Sometimes.
-比如什么时候?-拜托，妈妈。 - When, for example? - Come on, mom.
当他们没有什么可以给我的时候。 When they have nothing more to offer me.
相当有利的态度。 Quite an advantageous attitude.
这不是一种态度。事情就是这样。 It's not an attitude. That's just how it goes.
-你能提供什么?-什么? - And what do you offer? - I'm sorry?
也许你总是能提供一些东西…… Maybe you've always got something to offer...
我还没这么想过。 I haven't thought about it like that.
-是不是很奇怪…——为什么? - Isn't that strange... - Why?
我以为所有的女孩都这么想。 I thought all girls thought about such things.
一些不喜欢。 Some don't.
当然可以。一些不喜欢。 Of course. Some don't.
我们担心你找不到路来。 We were worried, that you wouldn't find your way here.
你信上有你的回信地址。 Your return address was on your letter.
我们不可能迷路的。 We couldn't have gotten lost.
-你还知道我们住哪儿?——是的。 - You also knew where we live? - Yes.
我是说不。我姐姐送的。 I mean no. From my sister.
从我吗? From me?
-当然。你告诉过我的。——什么时候? - Of course. You told me. - When?
你说过它在酒吧的街对面。 You once said it was across the street from the bar.
我不记得了。 I don't remember that.
我有种感觉，好像在什么地方见过你。 I have this feeling that I know you from somewhere.
——我吗?-我一定在什么地方见过你。 - Me? - I must have seen you somewhere.
你昨天早上不是在这条街上吗? Weren't you on this street yesterday morning?
昨天吗? Yesterday?
我下班回来时，一个女孩离开了我们家。 A girl left our house when I returned from work.
奥尔加从来没起过那么早。 Olga's never been up that early.
现在看着你，我发誓我看到的是你。 Looking at you now I swear it was you I saw.
我对面孔的记忆力很好。 I have a good memory for faces.
-也许是我。-你们也做兔肉吗? - Maybe it was me. - Do you make rabbit, too?
——原谅?-我只是觉得。兔子很好。 - Pardon? - I just thought. Rabbits are good.
你被邀请吃兔子，妈妈。我差点忘了。 You're invited for rabbit, mom. I almost forgot.
你妈妈也做兔子吗? Your mother makes rabbit too?
不，是我爸爸。妈妈想邀请你。 No, my dad does. Mom wanted to invite you.
-你今晚要出去吗?-是的，František喜欢跳舞。 - Are you going out tonight? - Yes, František loves dancing.
我不会跳舞，我从来没跳过。 I can't dance, I never did before.
拜托，你从小就跳舞。 Come on, you've danced since childhood.
我只是想试试。 I just wanted to try it.
你们俩看起来像一对。 You two look like a couple.
我就是这么说的。他迷上了她。 That's what I say. He's got the hots for her.
我们以为他迷路了，但他被她缠住了。 We thought him lost but he got stuck with her.
恐怕我得走了。 I'm afraid I must go now.
你都不吃完吗? Won't you even finish?
你在干什么? What are you doing?
非常好。谢谢你！再见。 It was very good. Thank you. Good bye.
发生了什么事? What happened?
-你不应该…-我说什么来着? - You shouldn't have... - What did I say?
那只是个玩笑。她怎么了? It was just a joke. What's her problem?
请稍等。他不是那个意思。 Please wait. He didn't mean it like that.
他只是在胡言乱语。那只是个玩笑。 He's just jabbering. It was just a joke.
他不是有意要侮辱你。 He didn't mean to insult you.
不关你的事。想救我吗? None of your business. Trying to save me?
你对所有人的道歉和借口， All your apologies and excuses for everybody,
扮演救世主，自己却一无所知。 playing the saviour - knowing nothing yourself.
你只和一个女人在一起过。 You've only been with one woman.
你都不在乎他怎么说你吗? Don't you even care what he says about you?
你只会找个借口。 You'd just find a way of excusing it.
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
我要把一切都告诉她。——一切吗? - I shall tell her everything. - Everything?
不要那样做。你会伤到她的。 Don't do that. You'll really hurt her.
-我不这么认为。-请不要。 - I don't think so. - Please don't.
你告诉我，就这样，突然之间? You tell me, just like that, out of the blue?
我不能在订婚午宴上扮鬼脸， I can't put on faces at engagement luncheons,
对你和他妈妈好点 and be nice to you and his mother
一边听他胡扯。 while listening to his bullshit.
-我现在该怎么办?-我不知道。没什么，我想。 - What am I supposed to do now? - I don't know. Nothing, I guess.
-你爱我吗?-你疯了。 - Do you love me? - You're crazy.
-我该怎么办?-我怎么知道? - What should I do? - How should I know?
你要我做什么我就做什么。 I'll do whatever you want me to.
-他也这么想吗?-什么意思? - Does he feel the same way? - What do you mean?
他对你有同样的感觉吗? Does he feel the same about you?
-我不知道。你呢?——我吗? - I don't know. Do you? - Me?
他不爱我。 He doesn't love me.
-他说了吗?-我就是知道。 - Did he say that? - I just know.
也许他爱你。你又不知道。 Maybe he loves you. You don't know that.
-你也知道。-是吗? - You know that too. - Do I?
你觉得他根本不喜欢我。 You think he doesn't even like me.
你怎么会有这种想法? Where'd you get that idea?
我要坦白我做过的可怕的事， I'm confessing this awful thing I've done,
-而你根本不在乎。-你不是认真的吧。 - and you don't even care. - You can't be serious.
-看看你自己。-你看看你自己。 - Just look at yourself. - You look at yourself.
连白痴都知道… Even an idiot would know...
你觉得埃米尔不喜欢她?你觉得呢? You think Emil doesn't like her? What do you think?
你觉得呢?他告诉你什么了吗? What do you think? Has he told you anything?
那么——他们还被冒犯了吗? So - are they still offended?
-别管了。-但他和解了吗? - Just leave it. - But did he settle it?
发生了什么，František? So what happened, František?
František在树下有一些礼物。 František's got some presents under the tree.
你也是，罗伯特。 So do you, Robert.
所以他们被冒犯了。 So they're offended.
-我就知道。-去打开你的礼物。 - I knew it. - Go open your presents.
-你认识她姐姐吗?-不，我没有。 - Do you know her sister? - No I don't.
-看起来你们认识。-我们没有。 - It looked like you knew each other. - Well we don't.
我以前见过她，但不认识她。 I've seen her before, but I don't know her.
她看起来不错，但有点害怕。 She seems nice, but a bit frightened.
-你为什么这么说?-这是我的感觉。 - Why are you saying this? - It's my feeling.
哦，只是感觉。你还有什么感觉? Oh just feeling. So what else do you feel?
这是你父亲在你出生前给你买的。 Your father bought you that before you were born.
他不知道你是男孩还是女孩。 He didn't know if you'd be a boy or a girl.
你觉得呢?我应该换成安娜的妹妹吗? What do you think. Should I switch to Anna's sister?
我只想让你的女孩爱你。 I only want for your girl to love you.
你想说什么? What are you trying to say?
-你没见过他，对吧?-你是说她不爱我? - You never saw him, right? - You mean she doesn't love me?
他们说我见过他，但我不记得了。 They say I saw him, but I don't remember.
-你是这个意思吗?-我什么都忘了。 - Is that what you meant? - I forgot everything.
我不知道。你自己应该知道。 I don't know. You yourself should know.
所以说她不爱我。她根本不在乎我。 So say she doesn't love me. She doesn't give a shit about me.
一个月后，她觉得我很陌生。 After a month I seem strange to her.
“我想象中的你不一样。” "I imagined you differently"
-这只是我的第一印象。-哦，你的第一印象。 - It was only my first impression. - Oh, your first impression.
你觉得呢，兄弟?你以为她不爱我? What do you think, bro? Think she doesn't love me?
她在乎我吗? Does she give a shit about me?
你的第一印象是什么? What's your first impression?
别给我那个!你是第一印象专家。 Don't gimme that! You're the expert on first impressions.
她到底是谁?我自己也不知道。 Who is she, anyway? I have no idea myself.
我应该娶她吗? Should I marry her?
那我要和她分手吗? So do I break up with her?
亲爱的朋友们，欢迎来到我们的除夕舞会， Dear friends, welcome to our New Year's Eve Ball,
这是今年最后一次舞会了 it's the last Ball of the year
所以即使你们彼此不认识， and so even though you may not know each other,
让我们借此机会结交新朋友。 let us use this opportunity to make new friends.
看，是他。 Look it's him.
-嗨。- - - - - -你好。 - Hi. - Hello.
-你一个人吗?——没有。 - Are you alone? - No.
你跟我上楼好吗? Will you come upstairs with me?
-他到底是谁?-亲戚什么的。 - Who actually is he? - Some relative or something.
虽然你不能说他是相对于任何事物的… Although you can't say he's relative to anything...
他在干什么? What's he up to?
-你能跟她谈谈吗?——我吗? - Would you talk to her? - Me?
这样我就知道问题出在哪里了。 Just so as I know where the problem is.
-我们几乎不了解对方。——没错。她可能会告诉你。 - We hardly know each other. - Exactly. She might tell you.
-我只会再搞砸一次——没有。无稽之谈。 - I'd only fuck it up again. - No. Nonsense.
跳舞，提出午餐，了解她的感受。 Dance, bring up lunch, find out how she feels.
废话。 Bullshit.
安娜在吗? Was Anna here?
亲爱的朋友。夜晚即将达到高潮。 Dear friends. The night is reaching it's climax.
新的一年在我们面前，旧的已经过去。 The New Year is before us and the old is behind us.
“新年是这样，一年到头都是这样”。 "As on New Year's, then throughout the year".
所以让我们尽情享受吧。 So let's enjoy ourselves.
我们还能在哪里像这样聚在一起? Where else can we all get together like this?
我可以有这个荣幸吗? May I have the pleasure?
-除非埃米尔问姐姐。-你知道我不会跳舞。 - Only if Emil asks sis. - You know I can't dance.
František也没有，他做得很好。 Neither does František and he managed quite well.
那是因为他的裤子着火了。 That's because his pants are on fire.
-你从没和奥尔加跳过舞。-对你也不行。 - You've never danced with Olga. - Nor with you.
别再找借口了，闭嘴。 Stop making excuses and shut up.
-别逼他-我当然会逼他的 - Don't force him. - You bet I'll force him.
不如我们以后再谈吧? Why don't we leave it for later?
那我们走吧。 Let's go, then.
别盯着我看。我不想跳舞! Don't stare at me. I didn't want to dance!
你要来吗? Are you coming?
-拜托，姐姐。-你想要什么? - Come on, sis. - What are you after?
我追求的是什么?你以为我在找什么? What am I after? What the hell do you think I'm after?
-我们到底去不去?-该问的是你。 - So are we going or not? - You're the one to ask.
请。那就去吧。 Please. Just go.
-那你为什么来?-因为你。 - So why did you come? - Because of you.
-是玛尔塔派你来的吗?-什么意思? - Did Marta send you? - What do you mean?
你知道你会来的。你在警局就知道了。 You knew you'd come. You knew at the station.
我没有。 I did not.
你怕别人看到我们吗? Were you afraid someone would see us?
在火车上，还是在车站? On the train, or at the station?
你母亲的朋友，或者埃米尔? Your mother's friend, or Emil perhaps?
-他让我跟你谈谈-是吗? - He told me to talk to you. - He did, did he?
他想知道问题出在哪里。 He wants to know what the problem is.
你要告诉他问题是什么吗? Are you going to tell him what the problem is?
也许我应该告诉他。 Maybe I should tell him.
-他是我哥哥。-看到你们在一起，我看得出来。 - He's my brother. - I can tell, seeing you together.
如果是这样，我要和他分手。 If this is it, I'm breaking up with him.
你不是认真的吧。 You're not serious.
你说过你不想欺骗他。 You said that you don't want to cheat on him.
-我也不知道-请不要。 - I don't either. - Please don't.
我明白了。 I see.
我不该这么做吗?还好吧。 I shouldn't do it? Allright.
你想知道问题出在哪里吗? You wanted to know what the problem was?
你什么意思，问题? What do you mean, problem?
-你想知道问题是什么，不是吗?——嗯…是的。 - You want to know the problem, no? - Well... yes.
-你爱她吗?-爱谁? - Do you love her? - Love who?
-奥尔加，还有谁。-你怎么会有这种想法? - Olga, who else. - Where'd you get that idea?
-你到底爱不爱她?——没有。你是怎么想到的? - Do you love her or not? - No. What gave you the idea?
那你为什么要和她上床? So why do you sleep with her?
我… I...
我们之间结束了。明白了吗? It's over between us. Is that clear?
-什么意思?-一切都结束了 - What do you mean? - That it's over.
-你怎么跟她说的?——什么都没有。 - What did you tell her? - Nothing.
那么它是关于什么的呢? So what's it about?
那白痴! That idiot!
你又要来上舞蹈课吗? Are you coming to dance class again?
我不知道。如果我能找到一个搭档。 I don't know. If I can find a partner.
如果你一个人，洛娜会陪你去的。 llona would go with you if you're alone.
洛娜想问你点事。 llona wanted to ask you something.
快告诉他。 C'mon tell him.
她想知道你是不是变态。 She wants to know if you're a pervert.
这很好。洛娜有点喜欢你。 That's good. llona kinda likes you.
她还想知道你的腿是不是很细。 She also wants to know if you have skinny legs.
——是的。我做的事。-看吧，我告诉过你。 - Yes. I do. - See I told you.
她对腿情有独锺 She's got a thing for legs,
她很抱歉造成了误会。 she's sorry about the misunderstanding.
不是她。我们只是瞎混。 It wasn't her. We just fooled around.
我们对新认识的人都这样。你生我们的气了吗? We're like that with anyone new. Are you mad at us?
新年快乐。 Happy New Year.
旧年的最后几秒即将来临 As the final seconds of the old year are upon us
让我们想想新年的决心吧。 let us think of some New Year resolutions.
我希望一年后我们都记得这一天， I hope we all remember this day a year from now,
我希望在今年的最后一秒 and I hope that the last seconds of this year
都是辉煌而难忘的。 are glorious and unforgettable.
现在，亲爱的朋友们，这一时刻即将来临。 And now, dear friends, that moment is upon us.
10 - 9 - 8 - 7。六…… Ten - Nine - Eight - Seven. Six...
五四三二一! Five - Four - Three - Two - One!
你在干什么?是我说的! What are you doing? I was the one who said it!
放开我! Let go of me!